Husband & Wife

> >>Husband & Wife - Why divorce?

> >>In a divorce court a woman requested the judge: "Your honor, I want to

> >>divorce my husband." "But why ?" asked the judge. She replied, "Because

> >>he is not faithful to me." The judge asked, "How do you know ?" She

> >>replied, "My lord, not a single child resembles him."

> >>

> >>Husband & Wife - Love Your Enemy

> > From his death bed, the husband called his wife and said, "One month

>after

> >>I die I want you to marry Samy." "Samy! But he is your enemy !" "Yes, I

> >>know that ! I've suffered all these years so let him suffer now."

> >>

> >>Husband & Wife - Wedding Ring

> >>At the cocktail party, one woman said to another, "Aren't you wearing

> >>your wedding ring on the wrong finger? " The other replied, "Yes I am, I

> >>married the wrong man."

> >>

> >>Husband & Wife - Why?

> >>" Dad, I was away for a week. Yesterday I sent a fax to my wife I'd be

> >>home that night, and when I got into my room I found my wife in another

> >>man's arms. " Why, Dad ? Tell me why!" Dad kept silent for a few

>minutes,

> >>then coolly said, "Maybe, Son, she didn't get the fax."

> >>

> >>Husband & Wife - Same Service

> >>A husband visited a marriage counselor and said, "When we were first

> >>married, I would come home from the office, my wife would bring my

> >>slippers and our cute little dog would run around barking. Now after ten

> >>years it's all different, I come home, the dog brings the slippers and

>my

> >>wife runs around barking." "Why complain?" said the counselor. "You're

> >>still getting the same service!"

> >>

> >>Husband & Wife - Talk About Husband

> >>One woman told another : "My neighbour is always speaking ill of her

> >>husband, but look at me, my husband is foolish, lazy and a coward; but

> >>have I ever said anything bad about him?"

> >>

> >>Husband & Wife - Love To Do

> >>A wife, one evening, drew her husband's attention to the couple next

>door

> >>and said, "Do you see that couple? How devoted they are? He kisses her

> >>every time they meet. Why don't you do that?" "I would love to." Replied

> >>the husband. "But I don't know her well enough."

> >>

> >>Husband & Wife - No Answer Back

> >>A man was telling his friends, "When my wife is infuriated, she starts

> >>shouting at me, my children and even at our dogs and nobody dares answer

> >>her." One of his friends asked."And when you are angry, what do you do?"

> >>The man replied, "I also shout angrily at the windows and doors of the

> >>house and none of them dares to answer back.

> >>

> >>Husband & Wife - Come Home Late

> >>A woman was complaining to the neighbour that her husband always came

> >>home late, no matter how she tried to stop him. "Take my advice," said

> >>the neighbour, "and do what I did. Once my husband came home at three

> >>o'clock in the morning, and from my bed I called out: "Is that you,

>Jim?"

> >>And that cured him. "Cured him !" asked the woman, "but how?" The

> >>neighbour said, "You see, his name is Bill."

> >>

> >>Husband & Wife - Problem Father

> >>"You looked troubled," I told my friend, "what's your problem?" He

> >>replied, "I'm going to be a father." "But that's wonderful," I said.

> >>"What's wonderful? My wife doesn't know about it yet.

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