Don't Lie To Kids!MUST READ

>> > > > There was this guy sunbathing in the nude at the beach. Well,
>> > > > this little girl comes up to him, so he covers his private
>> > > > parts with a newspaper.
>> > > > The little girl says, "What's under there?"
>> > > > So the man answers, "A bird."
>> > > > The girl goes away and the man falls asleep. When he wakes up,
>> > > > he is in a hospital and in great pain.
>> > > >
>> > > > A doctor comes up to his bed and asks, "What happened?"
>> > > >
>> > > > The man answers, "I don't know. I was at the beach and I fell
>> > > > asleep after talking to a little girl."
>> > > > So the doctor tells this to the Police, and they go to the
>> > > > beach to find any witnesses.
>> > > >
>> > > > When they get there, they see the little girl the man was
>> > > > talking about. So they ask her if she did anything to the man.
>> >
>> > > > She answers, " I didn't do anything to the man, but while he
>> > > > was sleeping, I played with his bird. After a while, it spit at
>> > > > me, so I broke its neck, burned its nest, and smashed all its
>> > > > eggs.
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>> > > > Don't forget to forward this message to your friends and make
>> > > > them laugh;