I Love U.....

> >> > ->> Subject: i love u...
> > >>
> > >>
> > >> A man escapes from a prison where he has been locked up for 15
> > >> years.
> > >>
> > >> He breaks into a house to look for money and guns. Inside, he
> > >> finds a
> > >young
> > >> couple in bed.
> > >>
> > >> He orders the guy out of bed and ties him to a chair. While tying
> > >> the homeowner's wife to the bed, the convict climbs on top of
> > >> her, and kisses
> > >> her neck, then gets up and goes into the bathroom. While he's in
> there,
> > >the
> > >> husband whispers over to his wife:
> > >>
> > >> "Honey, this guy is an escaped convict. Look at his clothes! He's
> > probably
> > >> spent a lot of time in jail and hasn't seen a woman in years. I
> > >> sawhow
> > he
> > >> kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don't resist, don't
> > >> complain...do
> > >> whatever he tells you. Satisfy him no matter how much he
> > >> nauseates
> you.
> > >> This guy is obviously very dangerous. If he gets angry, he'll
> > >> killus
> > >both.
> > >> Be strong, honey. I love you!"
> > >>
> > >> His wife responds:
> > >> "He wasn't kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told
> > >> me
> that
> > >> he's gay, thinks you're really cute, and asked if we had any
> > >> vaseline.
I
> > >told
> > >> him it was in the bathroom.
> > >>
> > >> Be strong honey. I love you, too!"
> > >>