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Tuesday, March 20, 2007

P vs D


Polis £º Encik, tadi u tak ada nampak lampu merah kah?

Driver £ºAda!

Polis £º Kenapa u masih jalan?

Driver £º Saya ada nampak lampu merah, tapi saya tak ada nampak u!!­

Polis £º !@#$%^&*()
Driver: bagi peluang ..tuan...

Polis: peluang bagi dgn macam mana??

Driver: bagilah peluang..

Polis: ya.. dgn macam mana??

Driver: biasa looo..

Polis: macam mana biasa..???

Driver: wei.. u pura pura ke atau hilang ingatan ar..

Polis: ape u maksud??

Driver: haizz.. u memang sedang bazirkan masa saya ..bagi saman...CEPATTTT...

Polis: saman RM200 o.. fikir baik baik ...

Driver: wei.. u tak faham maksud saya ka.. suruh u bagi then jus bagi la..

apasal mau cakap banyak... u punya head suruh u mari sini chating

ar?? mau saman then cepat sikit.. hanya tahu bazir masa saya..

saya sanggup bayar saman ini pun tak akan bagi u minum .. biar u

dahaga

Polis: )*&@&%$#(_!+%!&%)(!_$@&$_!@(%&!@&%!)

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Monday, January 08, 2007

True story in shah alam(eeerie)

TruE sToRy...Dun MiSS iT...

> Message: hi frens,
> this is a true story of a young college gurl who
> past away last month, at shah alam. her name is
> Priya.she was hitten by a lorry. i dont wanna
> mention the name of the college.
> She have a boy friend named Shankar. he stays
at
> johor.
> both of them are true lovers. they always hang
> around wuth their handphone. u can never see
her
> without her handphone. she spends 3/4 of a day
> talking with shankar. both of them using maxis.
> he only registered Priya's in his frens & family
list.
> she only registered Shankar's in her frens &
> family list.
> Priya's family know bout their relationship.
> Shankar is very close with Priya's family.
> **just imagine their love**
>
> before she passed away she always tell to her
> frens
> "If I passed away please burn me with my
> handphone"
> she oso said the same thing to her parents.
>
> after her death, ppl cant take her coffin. i was
> there. a lot of them tried to do so but still
> cannot. all men including me, had tried to take
> the coffin, the result is v cant even managed to
> move it. they called their neighbour, a "bomoh"
> from thailand (pak Darin), who is a fren of her
> father. he take a seat and start whispering
> lonely, after a few minutes, he said "this gurl
> misses something here".
> then her frens tells Darin bout her intentions to
> burn her with her phone.
> then he open the coffin and place her phone and
> SIM card inside & nails the casket.
> after that they tried to take coffin. it was moved
> to the van easily. all of us were shocked.
> **can u feel the fear. i'm shaking at this moment
**
>
> Priya's parents didnt inform this to Shankar.
> **how pity is Shankar**
>
> after 2 weeks Shankar called Priya's mom.
>
> Shankar:...."Aunty, I'm coming home 2day. cook
> something nice for me. dont tell Priya that i'm
> coming home 2day. i wanna suprise Priya."
>
> her mother replied....."u come home first, i
wanna
> tell u something very important."
>
> after he came to shah alam, they tell the whole
> story to him. Shankar thinks that they are playing
> fool with him. he was laughing and tell "dont try
> to make fool. call Priya to come out. i got a gift
> 4 her. stop this nonsense".
> then they show him the original death certificate
> to him. all of them said the truth to him. they
> give every proof they have to make him believe
it.
> **Shankar started to sweat**
>
> he said...
> "its not true. v were talking each other and no
> lose contacts. she keep calling me till now"
> Shankar was shaking. at the moment Shankar
> gets a
> phone call.
>
> "see this is from Priya. see this..."
> he shows the phone to others. all of them ask
him
> to attend the phone. he talks to her in
> loudspeaker mode. all of them hears the
> conversation loud and clear. no cross lines, no
> humming. it is the actual voice of Priya & the way
> she talks ia absolutely match her style. the is no
> chance for others to use her SIM card, coz it is
> nailed inside her coffin & nobody opens it after
that.
> **can u believe it. what will u do if u r Shankar**
>
> then he hang up. they ask 4 the help of Pak
Darin.
> he brings his master (Tok Chen) to solve this
> matter. he & Darin worked for 5 hours. than they
> discovered one thing. finally he tells Shankar and
> her parents that..............
>
> **tok Chen was sweating. his face was red.(jz > imagine)**
> **jz imagine that he is telling this to u**
> i jz cant believe it. this is something new. i
> cant find how it could happen. this is really
> unbelieveable. i will be crazy if i keep analizing
> it. Oh My God.
> maxis is the best line, i ever seen. v can call
> each other even we r death. wow! i would like to
> use it. where can i get the SIMpack?


Moral of the story¡K¡K¡KMaxis is the best¡K¡K¡K