Just For Laughter!!

DON' T LOOK AT NAKED LADY

Boy 1: Why do you run from a naked lady?

Boy 2: Becos my mum said that if I look at
a naked lady, I' ll turn into stone.
A part of me is getting hard already.


NAMES OF WIVES
One man had 4 wives, so he called his
4th wife..... baby doll,
3rd wife ....china doll
2nd wife.....barbie doll
1st wife..... panadol


HOW INDIA GOT ITS NAME
This is how India got its name.....

The king was having sex with his mistress
while thinking a name of his country and
his mistress ask him "is it In Dear?".


GOLF VIS-A-VIS LOVE

Golf is like a love affair
If you don ' t take it seriously, it ' s fun
If you take it seriously, It ' s going to be heart-ache


WHAT ' S GOLF
Golf is a lot of walking
broken up with lots of disappointments


RESEARCH FINDING

Research shows men are fatter than women
because every-night men get fresh milk & 2 big papayas
while women only get 1 banana, 2 peanuts & 1 tea-spoon of starch


MEANING OF WIFE AND HUSBAND

W --- wonderful
I ---- item
F --- for
E --- entertainment


H---- handsome
U --- useful
S --- smart
B --- but
A --- at
N --- night
D --- dangerous


THAT OLD QUESTION BUT IT-ANSWER

CHILD: Dad, where did I come from?

DAD: Okay, we had to have this conversation some day!.. Listen...
Dad and mom met in a chat room on the net. I set up a
meeting with your mom and we landed in the bathroom at the Cyber
Caf?
Then, mom did some downloads from dads memory stick and when dad was
ready to upload, we discovered that there was no firewall. Seeing
that it was a bit too late to cancel, I just carried on doing the upload.
Nine months later, the damn virus appeared!.


CHILD: Huh?